They Ask Us, "Are You Married?" - We Say NO.
Dave End, take note! Barbara Ehrenreich is waging war with Disney in the Nation this month. Check out this amazing lede:
Last night, we went to see the Lesbian Overtones Interfaith Holiday Spectacular on a double bill with Erin Markey's astonishing solo show, "Puppy Love: a Stripper's Tale." It was sort of the only context in which I can hear Christmas carols and not cringe. They're doing it again next Tuesday! You should go!
Love,
Dan
Contrary to the rumors I have been trying to spread for some time, Disney Princess products are not contaminated with lead. More careful analysis shows that the entire product line--books, DVDs, ball gowns, necklaces, toy cell phones, toothbrush holders, T-shirts, lunch boxes, backpacks, wallpaper, sheets, stickers etc.--is saturated with a particularly potent time-release form of the date rape drug.
Last night, we went to see the Lesbian Overtones Interfaith Holiday Spectacular on a double bill with Erin Markey's astonishing solo show, "Puppy Love: a Stripper's Tale." It was sort of the only context in which I can hear Christmas carols and not cringe. They're doing it again next Tuesday! You should go!
Love,
Dan
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