Don't Do What They Told You!
I just got home from the opening night of Squeezebox: The Movie.
Here's a list of things I can't believe I didn't know:
1. What Squeezebox was.
2. That Mistress Formika can sing.
3. That Jackie Beat can sing.
4. That Mistress Formika and Jackie Beat can both sing really, really, really well.
5. Who the Toilet Boys are. (!!!!)
6. That I've never seen Jayne County perform!
7. That Jayne County is still alive!
8. That Jayne County is the best rock performer on the planet!
9. That Jayne County looks and acts like Edith Massey!
That's the end of the list. Debbie Harry performed too. She is so fierce and economical. The night ended with Mistress Formika singing "Killing in the Name" by Rage Against the Machine. For those unfamiliar with the song, imagine this, being sung by a beautiful drag queen with enormous blonde hair:
I am forever changed!
Love
Dan
Here's a list of things I can't believe I didn't know:
1. What Squeezebox was.
2. That Mistress Formika can sing.
3. That Jackie Beat can sing.
4. That Mistress Formika and Jackie Beat can both sing really, really, really well.
5. Who the Toilet Boys are. (!!!!)
6. That I've never seen Jayne County perform!
7. That Jayne County is still alive!
8. That Jayne County is the best rock performer on the planet!
9. That Jayne County looks and acts like Edith Massey!
That's the end of the list. Debbie Harry performed too. She is so fierce and economical. The night ended with Mistress Formika singing "Killing in the Name" by Rage Against the Machine. For those unfamiliar with the song, imagine this, being sung by a beautiful drag queen with enormous blonde hair:
I am forever changed!
Love
Dan
Would You Like To Shop?
The Search for Colonel Mustard
Maybe Maybe Maybe Baby
Tax Deductible Donations
Dan Fishback is a sponsored project of Fractured Atlas, a non-profit arts service organization. Contributions in behalf of Dan Fishback may be made payable to Fractured Atlas and are tax-deductible to the extent permitted by law.
Leave a comment