Tips For Chaps
1. I went to Dibs & Liv's house last night to eat dinner. I slept over. Their cat woke me up at 6:30am and cuddled with me until I had to leave. I totally understand cat people now.
2. Today, Schulman invited me to lunch at the cafeteria of the Conde Nast building. I've heard about this cafeteria, in connection with "The Devil Wears Prada," which I've neither read nor seen, but I get the idea, and so, as I looked at people eating, I fantasized that they were all terribly ambitious and terribly insecure and terribly cut-throat and vicious and weak and scared and tender. I looked like this the whole time:
and Schulman looked like this:
2. Today, Schulman invited me to lunch at the cafeteria of the Conde Nast building. I've heard about this cafeteria, in connection with "The Devil Wears Prada," which I've neither read nor seen, but I get the idea, and so, as I looked at people eating, I fantasized that they were all terribly ambitious and terribly insecure and terribly cut-throat and vicious and weak and scared and tender. I looked like this the whole time:
and Schulman looked like this: We kept screaming, "I DIH'IN EVEN READ THAT BOOK!" and I don't remember why. Frank Gehry designed the cafeteria, so it was all very wobbly -- the mirrors made us look like this:
Uh...Actually I guess we sorta look like that anyway.
3. I'm taking the night off. I'm gonna organize everything. I just put my old fake wedding dress up on the wall, to replace my mom's old lavendar monstrosity which Dave is now using in his Bea Arthur drag act.
Goodnight.
Love
Dan
Uh...Actually I guess we sorta look like that anyway.3. I'm taking the night off. I'm gonna organize everything. I just put my old fake wedding dress up on the wall, to replace my mom's old lavendar monstrosity which Dave is now using in his Bea Arthur drag act.
Goodnight.
Love
Dan
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