"It's a Difficulty and I'm Biting On My Tongue."
I've been thinking a lot about the last episode of Golden Girls, when Bea Arthur marries Leslie Nielsen, and their wedding-night sex is so good that they name it. The ladies ask what name they chose, but Bea doesn't reveal the sacred moniker until Leslie says something like, "I can't wait for our honeymoon -- just you, me and Freddy Peterson." Bea looks at her friends dreamily and says, "That's what we named it."
I've been thinking about the notable sex events in my own life, and I've named some them:
Anyway.
Love
Dan
I've been thinking about the notable sex events in my own life, and I've named some them:
- Basil Dustworthy
- Veronica Feinberg
- Jacques Milbanks
- Seymour Tanner
- Jim
Anyway.
Love
Dan
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