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2008.07.03: "I Opened The Door To Four Lips..."
2008.06.27: "We Call Them Tight-Asses, And They Call Us Slobs."
2008.06.14: Can You Get a Little Close To the Camera?
2008.06.12: Farm Life
2008.06.09: All The Tales, The Mythic Noise
2008.06.03: "I Hear The Songs That I Didn't Write... I Hear What They Sounded Like..."
2008.06.02: "I Was Always Nice To Them, I Gave Advice To Them..."
2008.06.01: Tell Me More, Tell Me More...
2008.05.30: Honey, When You Come Home Tonight...
2008.05.30: Magazines Try To Make Me Love You So I Won't Go Save The World
2008.05.29: "I'll Never Forget It!"
2008.05.22: The Busted Studs Said It Was Good. Woahhh, Yeahhhhhh...
2008.05.16: I Think I'll Sleep Instead!
2008.05.15: Righteous Among Nations
2008.05.14: "The Cracker Who Wrote The National Anthem Knew What He Was Doing."
2008.05.13: Where You Going? To The City.
2008.05.13: I'm Not In Love
2008.05.11: That, Too, Is Vanity.
2008.05.08: Worse, Bad, Okay.
2008.05.08: Antes Que Anochezca
2008.05.07: We've Burned The Field Completely
2008.05.06: "It is not made of earth, or muscle, or fur."
2008.05.05: When There's No Time On The Meter
2008.05.01: He Kills Me.
2008.04.30: "That Cannot be, Because, as I Recall..."
2008.04.30: "What The Hell Were You Crying For?"
2008.04.27: Helpful Advice From Your Friend Dan.
2008.04.26: Don't Do What They Told You!
2008.04.25: There Are Chicks Just Right For Some Kissin'
2008.04.24: You Got It. That Smooth, Cold Surface I've Been Seeking.
2008.04.23: I Like It When The Red Water Comes Out
2008.04.21: Can You Say "Bitch" on ESPN?
2008.04.19: Ilu Hotzianu Mimitzrayim...
2008.04.18: "If You Measure My Wings..."
2008.04.17: High Ball
2008.04.17: "It's So Much Fun To See What You're Talking About."
2008.04.14: Dirty Deeds, Done Dirt Cheap
2008.04.12: Honk If You Love Jazz
2008.04.07: You Make Things That Are So Beautiful and Share Them With Your Friends
2008.04.06: It Happens To Other People
2008.04.04: Tips For Chaps
2008.04.02: Dinner / Rape / War / Art
2008.03.31: "What Do You Wish You Were? Do You Wish You Were The Silence On The Moon?"
2008.03.19: Every Boy Is a Snake Is a Lily
2008.03.19: Higher, Higher.
2008.03.19: You Will Experience Silence
2008.03.12: "I Want You To Win, Sariaslai!"
2008.03.11: Cause That's What Grrrls Like That Do. Yeah.
2008.03.10: Meet Ze Monsta
2008.03.09: BACK UP YOUR DATA
2008.03.07: Wuh-Uh-Oh.
2008.03.07: Tomorrow Belongs To Me
2008.03.07: Rock You House
2008.03.07: Don't Let Them Do That To You!
2008.03.06: ISH.
2008.03.06: Don't Tell Me It Don't Matter
2008.03.05: Give Me a House, Give Me a Room, Give Me a Private Party or Two...
2008.03.04: Megan and Meagan!
2008.02.25: Ima Have a Baby and You Can't Do %&$#@!!!
2008.02.25: Mucinex.
2008.02.24: I'll Drink To That
2008.02.20: The Old Shall Dream Dreams
2008.02.17: With a Flag and a Trumpet!
2008.02.17: If Yr Lucky, There Will Be a Rumble
2008.02.12: Someone Does, So What To Do?
2008.02.10: "Well, If Everyone's So Equal, Why Are You So Fucking Lame?" or "You Still Think We're Talking About Cupcakes!"
2008.02.05: Go Go Go
2008.02.04: Afghan Government To Kill a Guy for STUDYING FEMINISM
2008.02.04: In Case You Still Need To Be Convinced...
2008.02.04: I'm Not Just Voting For Him Because He's Ridiculously Good-Looking
2008.02.01: You Don't Know Me.
2008.01.30: I'm Just Bustin' Ya Balls!
2008.01.30: Isn't That One Of Them Way Down There?
2008.01.29: And Aimed Her Eye. It Was An Absolute Shot Out.
2008.01.28: That's What I Find So... Wonderful!
2008.01.25: It Would Have Been Enough!
2008.01.24: Time Heals EVERYTHING!
2008.01.23: I Dunno. The Room.
2008.01.22: How Does It Taste? Who Cares? - Put Sugar In It.
2008.01.16: Put Some Clothes On, Dear
2008.01.15: The Jesus Prayer
2008.01.14: You'll Be Daniel Webster, I'll Be The Devil Himself
2008.01.10: Ain't Got Time To Die
2008.01.09: I Don't Wanna, I Don't Think So
2008.01.09: My Dog Won't Bite If You Sit Real Still
2008.01.08: Caffeine, Sugar, Alcohol, Beauty, Etc...
2008.01.08: And If It Wasn't For Me, Then Where Would You Be, Miss...
2008.01.08: There Were Twenty Thousand Girls Called Their Names Out To Me
2008.01.07: I Get So Emotional, Baby. (Double Dare Ya...)
2008.01.07: Knowing What's Up
2008.01.06: I'm Going To Respond To This, Cause Obviously...
2008.01.03: Do Send Me Letters
2008.01.03: A Tired Song Keeps Playing On The Tired Radio
2008.01.02: Fashion Is For Fashion People?
2008.01.02: So Called
2007.12.30: Why Don't You Care About Babies Once They're Born?
2007.12.27: Find Out What It Means To Me
2007.12.27: I Wanna Know What Love Is. I Want You To Show Me.
2007.12.27: There Won't Be Riots In The Streets
2007.12.26: Him Can't, Him Too Full of Booze
2007.12.22: You Would Lie To Me, That Way?
2007.12.21: Plenty Good Room
2007.12.20: I Cook Like Betty Crocker and I Look Like Donna Reed
2007.12.20: They Want Us To Make a Symphony
2007.12.19: ...Qu'est-ce Que C'est?
2007.12.19: "Bring a Harmonica To Play While You Wait" or "Rhythm Is a Dancer"
2007.12.19: Jane, No!
2007.12.18: They Can Wield The Same Weapons
2007.12.18: The Unbearably High Sky
2007.12.18: "My Brother Said, 'You Can't Live Here Anymore.'"
2007.12.17: "I Feel Mad Enough to Kill Them"
2007.12.16: Back and Forth. Forever.
2007.12.13: I Have Kept My Shit Fresh For 23 Motherfucking Years In This Business
2007.12.13: I Want To Be a Citizen of That Skillet, Master
2007.12.13: You Couldn't Tell Gertrude Stein ANYTHING.
2007.12.12: Does Anyone Have a Mop?
2007.12.12: They Ask Us, "Are You Married?" - We Say NO.
2007.12.11: Take Another Picture
2007.12.09: Three Second Private Screening of an Angel Underground
2007.12.05: I Really Wish This Craigslist Missed Connection Was About Me
2007.12.05: I Got Away, Yes I Really Got Away
2007.12.04: I Don't Do Boyfriends
2007.12.04: If Yr So Special, Why Aren't You Dead?
2007.11.25: All That Stupid Old Shit Like Letters and Sodas
2007.11.24: You Just Told Me To Make You Dinner!
2007.11.24: And As You Go, I Will Spread My Wings...
2007.11.23: Hey Paul, Hey Paul, Hey Paul, Let's Have a Ball
2007.11.22: What Happened to Al Pacino's Face?
2007.11.20: Moles Follow Cheeks
2007.11.20: Toil Toil Toil Till I Get Sick
2007.11.20: If I Was Jesus, I Would Not Be Showing Up There With Those Dry Babes
2007.11.19: I Am Decided I Will Be Ready To Fly Tonight
2007.11.17: All Hands On The Bad One
2007.11.17: So You Want to Be Entertained? Please Look Away.
2007.11.15: I Don't Believe I Went Too Far. I Said I Was Willing, Willing, Willing.
2007.11.13: If The World Is So Wrong, You Can Break Them All With One Song
2007.11.13: He's a Squirrel, Squirrel, Squirrel. He Lives in the Ga-arbage
2007.11.12: Do You Remember Feeling Any Other Way?
2007.11.11: I Don't Mind The Sun Sometimes, The Images It Shows
2007.10.07: I just finished installing Movable Type 4.01!

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