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            <title>I Think I&apos;ll Sleep Instead!</title>
            <description><![CDATA[Thanks a lot, California!&nbsp; <br /><br /><center><object height="355" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/rauYr-8vvoA&amp;hl=en" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/rauYr-8vvoA&amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"></object></center><br />Thanks a whole freaking lot.<br /><br />Love,<br />Dan<br /> ]]></description>
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            <title>Righteous Among Nations</title>
            <description><![CDATA[A quote from Irena Sendler, a Polish gentile woman who saved thousands of Jewish children during the Holocaust:<br /><br /><blockquote>We who were rescuing children are not some kind of heroes. That term
irritates me greatly. The opposite is true. I continue to have qualms
of conscience that I did so little. I could have done more. This regret
will follow me to my death.<br /></blockquote><br />Read her full obituary <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/05/12/AR2008051202751_2.html">here</a>.<br /><br />Love<br />Dan<br /> ]]></description>
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            <title>&quot;The Cracker Who Wrote The National Anthem Knew What He Was Doing.&quot;</title>
            <description><![CDATA[It's come to my attention that Tony Kushner's husband writes a column for EntertainmentWeekly.com.&nbsp; Click <a href="http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20007164_20171835_20199038,00.html">here </a>for his latest musings on American Idol. <br /><br />I am sitting here, trying to imagine American Idol night at the Kushner-Harris apartment.&nbsp; Do they watch it together?&nbsp; Is Tony in another room, reading?&nbsp; And afterwards, when the husband is sitting at his laptop, collecting his thoughts about television shows, does he bounce them off Tony?&nbsp; Does Tony care?&nbsp; Does he secretly feel like this is a stupid writing subject, or is it no secret at all?&nbsp; Or does he not feel that way in the first place?&nbsp; I am so full of questions.<br /><br />Here's a question: Who wants to fly to Minneapolis with me when <a href="http://www.playbill.com/news/article/116077.html">his new play opens</a>?&nbsp; Schulman doesn't want to.&nbsp; Thanks a lot, Schulman.<br /><br />Love<br />Dan<br /> ]]></description>
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            <title>Where You Going?  To The City.</title>
            <description><![CDATA[I saw Tegan &amp; Sara last night, but all I can think about is the Breeders show in June.&nbsp; Battle of the twin sister bands?&nbsp; Here's some really useful advice from Kim:<br /><br /><blockquote>I think about this stuff too. Each individual is on her own. I think
it’s weird that you think that music is a male-dominated field.
Beyoncé, Gwen, Madonna? I think it’s a money-dominated field. If you
pay for the studio session, you will be treated seriously. If you get a
house engineer who is an asshole, tell the studio owner and they will
get someone else more suited to you. If all else fails, do what my
sister, Kelley, does. Start singing Metallica songs really loud with
the wrong lyrics. Guys can’t stand it.<br /></blockquote><br />I can feel it.<br /><br /><center><img src="http://www.poormanstyle.com/reader/assets/kimdeal.jpg" /></center><br /><br />Love<br />Dan<br /> ]]></description>
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            <title>I&apos;m Not In Love</title>
            <description><![CDATA[Well.&nbsp; I'm not.&nbsp; ...No, really.<br /><br /><center><object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xTYrjtgU-44&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xTYrjtgU-44&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object><br></center>Love,<br />Dan<br /> ]]></description>
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            <title>That, Too, Is Vanity.</title>
            <description><![CDATA[To the boy reading Torah outside of the gay punk show at Cakeshop tonight:<br /><br />Call me?<br /><br />Love<br />Dan<br /> ]]></description>
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            <title>Worse, Bad, Okay.</title>
            <description><![CDATA[1. In 2001, the U.S. abducted Al Jazeera reporter Sami al-Haj in Afghanistan, where he was on assignment.&nbsp; They ended up bringing him to Guantanamo Bay, where he was held without being charged for six years.&nbsp; He has just been released, after being continuously tortured and fed through a tube during a year-long hunger strike.&nbsp; Here is his statement, reposted from a column by <a href="http://www.commondreams.org/archive/2008/05/08/8817/">Amy Goodman</a>:<br /><br /><blockquote><i>“I’m very happy to be in Sudan, but I’m very sad because of the
situation of our brothers who remain in Guantanamo. Conditions in
Guantanamo are very, very bad, and they get worse by the day. Our human
condition, our human dignity was violated, and the American
administration went beyond all human values, all moral values, all
religious values. In Guantanamo, you have animals that are called
iguanas, rats that are treated with more humanity. But we have people
from more than 50 countries that are completely deprived of all rights
and privileges, and they will not give them the rights that they give
to animals.” He described the desecration of the Quran as part of the
effort to break him: “They hold the Quran in contempt, destroyed it
several times and put their dirty feet on it. They also sat on the
Quran while trying to get us angry. They repeatedly committed
violations against our dignity and our sexual organs.” At least one
official in the Defense Department has denied the charges.</i><br /></blockquote><br />2.&nbsp; In the Americans Fetishize Size, Luxury and Consumption Department, a family that was featured on "Extreme Makeover: Home Edition" is now <a href="http://www.philly.com/philly/hp/news_update/20080507__Too_much_house_.html">unable to pay their new utilities and taxes</a>.<br /><br />

<blockquote><p><i> Marrero, who lives on a pension of $939 a month, paid $2,016 in
property taxes in November. In February, he wrote out a check for
$1,512. On May 1, another $1,512 was due.&nbsp; And the utilities, he said, cost about $10,000 a year.&nbsp; "It's too much," said Marrero's son Billy Joe. "We tried taking out
lightbulbs and doing other things to save energy, but the h</i><font style="font-size: 1em;"><i>ouse still
eats a lot of power."</i> </font></p></blockquote><font style="font-size: 1em;"><br />3. In sorta nice news, a Nepal just elected their first gay MP!&nbsp; <a href="http://www.gaycitynews.com/site/news.asp?brd=2729">Quothe him</a>:<br /><br /></font><blockquote><i><font style="font-size: 1em;">"There has been a significant change in the Maoist attitude toward sexual and gender minorities. I and the Blue Diamond Society [a gay group] had many meetings, dialogues, and orientations with several parties, including the Maoists. And this year, the Communist Party of Nepal (Maoist), the Nepali Congress Party [the second-largest party in the constituent assembly], and the Communist Party-(United) all included LGBT rights in their election manifestos."</font></i><br /></blockquote><font style="font-size: 1em;"><br />This is after many years of queer people being systematically harassed, beaten and ostracized by the government, which declared homosexuality "the project of capitalism."&nbsp; Sometimes things get better.&nbsp; Sometimes.<br /><br />Love<br />Dan<br /><span style="font-size: 13pt;"><font style="font-size: 0.8em;"></font></span><font style="font-size: 0.8em;">&nbsp;</font></font> ]]></description>
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            <description><![CDATA[When I got home from work last night, I locked myself in the bathroom, turned on the hot water, and sat on the toilet seat, with my feet on the bathtub ledge, reading <a href="https://oscarwildebooks.theretailerplace.com/MLB/actions/searchHandler.do">books</a> in the steam.&nbsp; After around an hour, I could breathe through my nose.&nbsp; I was struck by this passage:<br /><br /><blockquote><i>...Through his memories I recall hours on end sitting in the weeds in the backyard next to the lawn chair where my uncle lay in shorts and a wedding ring, his body hardened and brown from days of skin diving in faraway oceans filled with the mysterious fish and creatures he described.&nbsp; I stared and stared and sometimes played with his arms for hours and I remember feeling a slight dizziness that years later I came to see first as a curse and then as a tool: a wedge that I might successfully drive between me and a world that was rapidly becoming more and more insane.</i><br /></blockquote><br />I guess it's pretty common for radically-aligned queer people to see their sexuality as a "tool" or a "wedge" - a privileged opportunity to distance yourself from an unsustainable world.&nbsp; But I worry that it's getting less and less common.&nbsp; I know I've asked this question in a billion different ways over the past few years, but: <i>If being queer gets too <u>easy</u>, will it no longer serve such a crucial function?</i><br /><br />Two nights ago, I dreamed I was sunbathing on an idyllic hillside - the kind with only one tree.&nbsp; <a href="http://myspace.com/josephkeckler">Joseph</a> was hiding in my guitar-case, which was lying in the grass somewhere.&nbsp; Suddenly I was apprehended by a bunch of Cuban soldiers, who said I was trespassing in Cuba.&nbsp; They brought me and my guitar-case to a dungeon where I was tortured by a bunch of old ladies in masks.&nbsp; When they were done, most of them left, but one lady stayed behind to guard me.&nbsp; I told her to open the guitar-case, and she was so startled to find a human being in there that she had an emotional breakdown and let us free.&nbsp; When I escaped the dungeon, I was in New Orleans.&nbsp; Someone was chasing me, so I started leaping over the tops of the buildings, from roof to roof.&nbsp; I had a gun, and I was indiscriminately shooting black people.&nbsp; Then I woke up.<br /><br />What a horrible dream, no!?!?&nbsp;&nbsp; I mentioned it to Joseph and he said, "Those black folks could have been spared if they'd just offed you in Cuba."&nbsp; And that is TRUE.&nbsp; It got me wondering how my subconscious mind feels about the following subjects:<br /><br />-Communism<br />-Leisure<br />-Art vs. Action<br />-Places where "natural disasters" have struck<br />-Race<br />-Privilege<br /><br />I mean, in a way, the dream is quite direct.&nbsp; A bunch of communists punish me for relaxing.&nbsp; They torture me in Cuba, the same way my own government tortures people at Guantanamo Bay.&nbsp; When I escape, I find myself confronted with the aftermath of a disaster, and my response is to kill the people most effected by that disaster.&nbsp; <br /><br />Ugh!&nbsp; Guilt is so ugly and obnoxious!&nbsp; Especially when it's VICARIOUS guilt.&nbsp; Guilt for not preventing someone ELSE for doing something bad.&nbsp; <br /><br />Earlier that day, I donated money to a relief agency working in Myanmar.&nbsp; Maybe this was my subconscious reaction to the puniness of that measure.&nbsp; And yet: What else can we do?<br /><br />That is not a rhetorical question.&nbsp; Let's talk.<br />Love<br />Dan<br /> ]]></description>
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            <title>We&apos;ve Burned The Field Completely</title>
            <description><![CDATA[If I listen to these Breeders bootlegs hard enough, maybe they will cure this head-cold.<br /><br />Did I mention I get sick all the time?<br /><br />I got stuck in the cold Monday night, after Faggots rehearsal.&nbsp; I ate a taco outside with Dibs.&nbsp; I could feel myself getting cold.&nbsp; I need to not let this happen.<br /><br />I've canceled my appointments for the week.&nbsp; Bleh.<br /><br />Love<br />Dan<br /><br /> ]]></description>
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            <title>&quot;It is not made of earth, or muscle, or fur.&quot;</title>
            <description><![CDATA[I've read "<a href="http://www.amazon.com/Close-Knives-Disintegration-David-Wojnarowicz/dp/0679732276">Close To The Knives</a>" by <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Wojnarowicz">David Wojnarowicz</a> before, but when a friend mentioned it in his <a href="http://fagcity.blogspot.com/2008/04/but-i-wont-fall-for-it.html">blog</a>, I realized I'd completely forgotten everything about it.&nbsp; Re-reading it now, I'm flabbergasted that it didn't make more of an impression the first time.<br /><br />And on the day when over twenty thousand people in Myanmar have been killed <a href="http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/05/06/asia/07myanmar.1.php">by the weather</a>, I find myself reading this:<br /><br /><blockquote><i>Americans can't deal with death unless they own it.&nbsp; If they own it, they will celebrate it, like in the air force base museum of the atomic bomb, where whole families of camera-toting tourists gather after the required i.d. security checks.&nbsp; In the gray-carpeted rooms, they walk the mazes of portable screens and platforms and enlarged photographs of death and incineration as seen from a discreet distance.&nbsp; The distance is far enough so you can't see the bodies, only the architecture.<br /><br />...I'm thinking if I owned the place I'd hook the constant smell of rotting flesh into the air-conditioning unit and have all the screens filled with speeded-up films of rotting corpses and the family outside the window is moving to the next plane for the next photo.&nbsp; A man steps out from behind a doorway I hadn't noticed before and offers me his hand in greeting, asking if I'd like a cup of coffee.&nbsp; He looks like the kind of guy who'd one day end up in an alcohol detox center studying snakes and insects.&nbsp; I turn away without a word; I'll never shake the hand of someone I might be fighting against in wartime.</i><br /></blockquote><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image"><a href="http://www.danfishback.com/atom%20bomb.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.danfishback.com/atom%20bomb.html','popup','width=400,height=600,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.danfishback.com/atom%20bomb-thumb-450x675.jpg" alt="atom bomb.jpg" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="675" width="450" /></a></span>Perhaps you'd like to <a href="http://www.care.org/newsroom/articles/2008/05/20080505_myanmar_cyclone.asp?source=170860490000&amp;channel=default">lend a hand</a>.<br /><br />Love<br />Dan<br /><br /> <div><br /></div>]]></description>
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            <description><![CDATA[Brought my amp on the train this morning.<br /><br />Listened to "Son of Three" by the Breeders on repeat until my iPod ran out of juice.<br /><br />Wondering if the food shortage will force people to buy local.<br /><br />My mom is going to grow tomatoes because she doesn't want to buy them.<br /><br /><center><object height="355" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ge4GRB2OB0Y&amp;hl=en" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ge4GRB2OB0Y&amp;hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"></object></center><br />Other things.<br />Love<br />Dan<br /> ]]></description>
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            <description><![CDATA[1. Yesterday morning, I saw this graffiti on the subway:<br /><br /><span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image"><a href="http://www.danfishback.com/IMG_1629.html" onclick="window.open('http://www.danfishback.com/IMG_1629.html','popup','width=640,height=480,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false"><img src="http://www.danfishback.com/IMG_1629-thumb-450x337.jpg" alt="IMG_1629.JPG" class="mt-image-center" style="margin: 0pt auto 20px; text-align: center; display: block;" height="337" width="450" /></a></span>2. Yesterday afternoon, I read this article: "<a href="http://www.queer-arts.org/archive/show4/forum/atkins/atkins.html">AIDS: Making Art &amp; Raising Hell</a>."<br /><br />Love<br />Dan<br /> <div><br /></div>]]></description>
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            <title>&quot;That Cannot be, Because, as I Recall...&quot;</title>
            <description><![CDATA[Today, someone posted this comment on my old LiveJournal, which I abandoned months ago:<br /><br /><blockquote><b>Subject:</b> chow calamity spreads across the globe.<br />All greetings... <br />I faith that chose the set segment of it for asking your inconceivable, if not, sorry. <br />I do not least many times go to the forums. And my, my assuredly  is what is: <br />How do you deliberate on how sober the question of charge increases, and whether it is practical broad shock, <br />the
actuality that already incident, namely: Rising grub charges has
transformed subsistence into an global gclosednmental issue. <br />Riots pull someone's leg erupted in Egypt, Haiti and Bangladesh in excess of soaring subsistence tolls. <br />People fought one another in excess of bags of rice in West Africa. <br />The causes and the solutions to the grub turning-point are complex. <br />Iif
not tough and you prepare your conception on this, suit rejoin, I am
unundoubtedlyably interested to listen to your conception. <br />Tthank you <br />P.S. Sorry for my english.<br /></blockquote> ]]></description>
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            <description><![CDATA[1. I haven't quite processed the Sean Bell verdict.&nbsp; Still, I'm struck by <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/04/28/nyregion/28bell.html?_r=1&amp;scp=2&amp;sq=sean+bell&amp;st=nyt&amp;oref=slogin">this article</a> in the Times, and this paragraph:<br /><br /><blockquote>“Some in the media seemed disappointed, they wanted us to play into the
hoodlum, thug stereotypes,” Mr. Sharpton said. <i>“We can be angry without
being mad.”</i> And while many onlookers shouted their support, others
admitted restlessness and a yearning for something more.&nbsp; [italics mine]<br /></blockquote><br />2. Did you know that Israeli settlements pipe untreated sewage into Palestinian refugee camps?&nbsp; <a href="http://www.commondreams.org/archive/2008/04/28/8582/">I didn't either</a>.<br /><br />3. Thinking a lot about the food shortage, about the film <a href="http://www.kingcorn.net/">King Corn</a>, about the Cheese On Bread song <a href="http://myspace.com/cheeseonbread">Cornfields, Cornfields</a>, and about my slow re-ascent into psuedo-veganism.<br /><br />4. Angry that Obama is talking about Reverend Wright again.&nbsp; Please, stop it.&nbsp; Please, just shut up.&nbsp; Please, why can't everyone just shut up?<br /><br />5. I found a mix CD that Max Steele made me in 2006.&nbsp; It's really good.&nbsp; I am really thankful for this music.&nbsp; Special thanks to: The Spinanes, Navy, Helium, Sonic Youth, Anna Oxygen &amp; Broadcast.<br /><br />6. I found a mix CD that Casey made me in 2006.&nbsp; It's really good.&nbsp; I am really thankful for this music.&nbsp; Special thanks to: Mew, The Evens, Tegan &amp; Sara, Toots &amp; the Maytals, Fugazi &amp; M.I.A.<br /><br />7. I found a mix CD that Chris Maher made me in 2006.&nbsp; It's really good.&nbsp; I am really thankful for this music.&nbsp; Special thanks to: The Chromatics, The Slits, Dear Nora, Bratmobile, Best Friends Forever &amp; Yoko Ono.<br /><br />8. Ardi thinks I should be a litigation attorney and he's probably right.<br /><br />9. Still sort of convinced that love and beauty will always be bourgeois indulgences until widespread institutional suffering is conquered.&nbsp; Still unsure what to do with this hunch.<br /><br />10. Also convinced that art makes things better.<br /><br />11. Impatient with art's pace of improvement.<br /><br />12. Wondering what I would do if I took a year off from my life, and dedicated all of my time to making more concrete, actual change.&nbsp; Wondering what that would look like.&nbsp; What that would be.<br /><br />13. Half of my life has been after my Bar Mitzvah.<br /><br />Love<br />Dan<br />]]></description>
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            <description><![CDATA[No one is allowed to hit me.&nbsp; No one.<br /><br />Just in case you were wondering.<br /><br />Love<br />Dan<br /> ]]></description>
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